Princess Ambo is Fanfuckingtastic

like we did when spring began..

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:05:45 GMT

so im so happy its summer.. dresses and skirts rock my body in the warm sun. i already have started my tan i have sexy dress tan lines.

I got in a fight with my roomate last night.. hes a dick.. he trys to give me shit about getting "too drunk" and says hes more mature than me.. that pissed me off.. cause well.. hes drunk more days of the week than i am. . . and he gets black out looser drunk nearly everytime he drinks.. hes tried to fights like 5 of my friends that i have had over on diffrent occasions.. i mean i know i get stupid drunk every once in a while.. but at least i dont black out every weekend..........end result.. i told him he'd better stop fucking with me .. i have all the power to be kicking him out.. seeing as none of them are even supposed to be living here.. the landlord thinks its me .. al and duff.. all and duff moved out last month.. and the house is still in al's name. . we told brain ( our landlord ) that al has gone away for work.

on another note.. My kitten is a pyscho.. and when she runs she does this weird side crab running thing
also she like scales my couches and bed.. its quite humourous!

im gonna get bitched at in about 5 minutes.. for not doing my dishes.. jamie is doing them right now.. i was going to do them as soon as i was ready for work.. oh well.. haha

Easter weekend

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:57:38 GMT

Dear Everyone, Ambo wants to come to vancouver for easter weekend cause i have the whole weekend off.. i think it would be a fun time, So if anyone would like to donate to the get amber back fund just let me know.. also.. i need places to stay :)

Kelowna Kicked My Ass

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:07:58 GMT

Well my night of fun out in kelowna was no doubt amazing.. i was super stoked to go out there cause it was a first time! katie came out and she was smashed .. thats what not drinking in like 8 months will do to you. We pre drank and went from zero to hero.. needless to say i was not needing any more drinks. i spent 30 dollers on i dont know what. and danced my ass off.. then.. standing outside i get caught in the middle of a fight like seriously it broke out around me and i had no way out. End result .. i got random blood on my pretty green shirt! ... eww.Then someone bought me pizza.. everyone was mad at me cause they couldnt find me.. but i was right outside the club..
then they wouldnt let me bacck in gotches.. we try going to level.. but they wont let me in either.. bastards.. So everyone else goes to level.. and tim and i go to cheetahs to see some strippers. i got in there.
then there was this girl who i think out drunk me .. and she wipped out her boobs.. seriosly weird.. each one was as big as my head if not biggerr. her boyfriend.. or man for the night.. whatever.. he played with them a bit then she just sorta sat there with her watermelon boobs just hanging out. this was the point we decided to spend our cab fare on beer.. fuck cabs.. we'll walk!
kyle ends up finding us and payed for a cab... luckey.. that would have been a long walk.
I bought pizza and rocky horror picture show..

chronicals of the norton street hostel

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:18:19 GMT

Well i have decided my house is basically like a hostel.. theres 3 real bedrooms.. and 7 people living in it. also one girl outside in a trailer which makes it 8.
this house makes the granville house seam like a palace. last night marie eve overflowed her laundry and it was like a downpour rainstorm in my bedroom.. my mom fixed the washer a bit so there is less leaks.. you still need to wash it so it doesnt overflow tho......2 nights ago Dustin was showering and the tiles fell out at him, our wall now has a orange garbage bag taped to it to keep water from going down the wall.. the drain is clogged tho.. so we have all showered in calf deep water.. right now my floor is all wet.. i need to go clean that up... i made cookies last night with marie eve and we drank a bottle of wine it was good times! im waiting for the next thing to break and its only a matter of time, but i suppose this is what keeps life interesting!!
Untill next time.....

Update on Ambo's life

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:57:43 GMT

Well things weren't looking so good.. i didnt think i would ever find someone to be a roomie with and i would be couch surfing forever.. BUT i have found a pretty sweet deal... My bedroom is about the size of my bedroom at the granville house.. AND i have my own ensuite bathroom.. i cant remember if it has a shower or not.. but definatly a toilet! i need to put some carpet on the floor cause its not covered.. but here is the best part.. my rent is 100 bucks a month!! plus uttilities... so like ... 130ish which is totally dope... Im starting to move in tomorrow...

ALSO it has been hard finding a second job.. as most places wont start hiring untill like april.. may... once tourist season starts again.. but the lady who lives in a trailer on the property was saying how i can work at bingo.. and how fun would that be! haha anyways things are pretty sweet right now.. i also am getting busier at the salon.. i now always work thu-sat.. and some weds and tuesdays.. i cannot wait untill summer time cause i will work full time and will have a full clientel base!

Anyways have to get ready for workie
peace.

Fruit Loops

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:44:40 GMT

(me) REALLY enjoying my fruitloops
(cole) "don't enjoy my food so much!"
(me) slluuuurp sluuuuuurrp
(tim) " Its LIKE A Loop-Gasm, of the Fruit Proportions!!!"
(me) snoort choke on fruit loops
(cole) "ha ha ha ha"
(cole) "im burning you for enjoying fruitloops" burns my leg
(me) slurp
(tim) "haha"
(cole) "it doesnt sound like eating"
(tim)"hahaha"
(me) sluurp
(me) "hahah"
(cole) "god dont enjoy my food so much"
(me) "done... ahhhh"
(cole) "seriously doesnt sound like eating fruitloops"
(tim) "I need Ice water"
(cole) "you cant have my icewater"
(tim) " it doesnt sound like icewater"
(me) "im Putting this im my livejournal

Shit Kicking Zombies

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:28:16 GMT

Im sitting at the second place of my couch surfing experiance, i am the best transient ever.
im watching the one dude play that zombie game where like virtually anything can be used as a weapon.. this isnt teaching our kids violence? its scary! i find it scary and im 19 haha what happens to some 5 year old who picks up the game.. scarring for life? i think so..
on another note.. work is going good i just cant wait for my clientel to grow and build and i get busy busy.
i need to find a second job soon.. just so i am rolling in the dough!
i refuse to work saturday nights tho.. just so i get saturday night and sunday morning.. i need to have fun still
im stoked tho, my couch at this location is a folded out futon! my back is going to love me! LOVE ME I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
well everyone is going to sleep now.. i think i will too
night my friends

Nothing to do on a sunday in penticton when your poor

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:23:55 GMT

cole and i got today to a good start with some pot.
we couldn't decide what to do.. first thought was scandia but we decided it was too far.. but we really wanted to play ddr.. so we set up the playstation and at the end of it all realise the game is missing.

so drive down to west coast amusments.. not as good as scandia but somthing still.. we can play big bertha!

its closed for the season..

Next few hours consisted off wandering about.. driving round and round and round in pentictons round about..
most fun ever

we went up carmi mountain to find the lost moose.. and for a bit i actually thought we were looking for a lost moose.. but no.. it was a lodge.. with good food... and its really hard to find.
we never found it.. we ended up going to a&W

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:32:22 GMT

Erotic Thriller

You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

So today i had an interview. it went great! I have the job if i want to take it. But i told her i would call tomoroow as i have one more interview to go to. but in talking we brought up how my old boss didnt know about esthetics and the other place im going to.. the owner doesnt know anything and blah blah... so we'll see what they have to offer.. but first more about the present job
my pay will be 50% commission or 8 an hour whichever is greater for the day.
Sandra who would be my boss is pretty sweet.
the beds are high!!!!!!!
But we will see what tomorrow brings..

Ambo's Job hunt adventure

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 22:15:59 GMT

So i wake up bright and early at 6:30.. only its not bright.. its actually dark.. but never the mind. its early. i get some coffee made for me and i drink it.. robin and tom go off to work and i start getting up. i clean thier kitchen and thier living room then get ready.. the clothes decision was a big one since it was very cold out today.. i opted for a pencil skirt and black flats.. look in the paper for jobs make a list and set out... end of the street.. turn around.. too cold for a skirt, i couldnt feel my toes or legs

next its skinny jeans and flats..

start off .. have quite a walk ahead of me.. stop at the mall for a warm up... go to staples .. print off resume.. then its off to the liquours store.. apply there.. back to the mall for lunch with hayley.. good lunch.. walk downtown.. its starting to warm up.. i think its like -8 now apply at tranquility spa.. apply at bum wrap... get my lip ring re-sized yah for a fitted on now. . apply at some place on front street.. cant rememeber the name.. go acrosss the street.. apply at this japaneese resturant and i have a training tomroow at 11. this is good. the place across the street calls me back.. shes calling me this evening to arrange a meeting time or somything.. this is good

call my uncle.. i cannot feel my feet anymore.. i need ride home

we stop off at 2 more spas on the way back to robins house. i wipe out walking up to the first one.. and the receptionist/estthetiion sees me as she is walking back in as well... i am SO SO embarassed.. shes like i wont tell my manager you fell and she takes my resume. we laugh a little more about my fall and i go back to the car... in pain ha.
i am now home .. it is warm.. i have 8 dollars.. i want to go clubbing tonight.

AMBER NEEDS DRINK

PS JEnell COOOOOOOOOOK SOME FOOOOOOOD

Dear friends... i am an idiot

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 21:21:23 GMT

Wow.. so its cold right.. we dont have very much wood left to heat the house.. so ithought why not just heat the living room.. thats where i am .. and the fireplace will heat the upstairs good enough.. it doesnt take as much wood either cause it is small.. and such..
well lighting the fire goes successfully and the house was getting warm

i am in the kitchen cooking some perogies to eat.. they smell so good.. then i smell this weird smell.. and im not sure what it is.. i finish cooking.. then i go to let my cat outside.. that smell is horrid and i wonder what it could be... then shit i realize the plant that is on top of the fire box is melting.. well the plastic pot is.. so now there is melted plastic on the fire place and i dont know how to get it off... any ideas??

Sunday

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:10:16 GMT

So today is Sunday, I applied for a bunch of places in kelowna on wednesday.. my fingers are crossed. So far i have only got one call back, but they said they are not hireing right now.. but will keep my resume on file because they will probably be hireing next month. So a little hope there.. my rationalization.. i droped them off wednesday afternoon.. most the managers weren't there so i say they get them thursday.. but theres all the other manager stuff to do. then its friday.. and friday is like right before the weekend.. so.. monday is good.. begining of the week lots of days after.. well heres to hopin.. i need money..
Im going to go up again.. apply at places for a night job type thing. or even a temp job.. kfc paid well.. haha.. thats all i have to say for now..

EDIT
my stupid work hasnt sent me my last paycheque yet ....im pissed

Resolutions

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:35:40 GMT

1. have more fun. life is too short.
2. build more confidence.
3. work on my single isssue. im lonely now.
4. find a good job. that pays well.
5. catch up on my student loans and other debts
6. pay my bills on time.
7. Spend more time laughing.
8. take more pictures
9. stop obsessing over my weight.
10.Be a better person.

Christmas in the okanagan

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:53:52 GMT

First. Amber's trip home. I almost died on the plane. i hate flying sick.
Second Chirstmas morning.
I got a digital camera. 4 really cute shirts. black pants. martini mixer. some vodka. pots. pj's as per every christmas. stocking full of little things.
no fights with the mother.. christmas morning was good
12 pm pick up my dad ... hes already drunk.. fuck.. nothing to exciting on that parent front happens other than a few little spats. dad wants to go get beer at 2pm.. mom wont let him she tells him it isnt drinking time.. hava a little oc marathon.. than came dinner.. my family hasnt sat down to christmas dinner in like 8 years.. cant say it didnt feel a little awkward... dinner finished fine. then came after dinner.. dad got pissed off cause we wernt paying enough attention to him or somthing.. not sure exactly what happened.. altho the end result was him getting angry and storming out the door to walk to his hotel in town. ( which is about a 45-hour walk ) stupid dad.
Boxing day.. looking forward to some good shopping.. again.. my father had already been drinking.. it was 1 this time.. drive to penticton was good. no fights. get to penticton.. do some walmart shoping .. sister got a tv.. and some ipod speakers. i got 2 shirts full of sexual induendos. off to the mall. mom and sisters go to LD.. dad needs a drink before shopping *rolls eyes* i get a bellini.. then off to shoe warehouse where i scored some sweet boots
http://www.shoewarehouse.ca/products/detail.cfm?category=1&subCategory=100&pageNum=1&prodID=999
check them out..
i also got some skinny jeans.
home to oliver.. hanging out at my dads hotel room..
back track a few hours.. marissa (sis) wants her belly button pierced mom said 'no' she kept asking mom said ask mike if he says yes than you can have it.. mike says yes.. fast forward to present
dad gets mad marissa is asking mike if she can get it done ( for all that dont know mike is my moms ex and like a step dad to us)
we try explaining to him mom only told her to ask him cause she thought he would ssay no and shewould be off the hook... dad just gets more angry..
marissa ends up crying and my parents end up fighting..
yesterday. did nothing all day.. went to the hospital.. i have a intense sinus infection allong with a serious ear infection. then i went to jens.. hung out with her amanda and shaina..
shaina kept farting.. guys shes worse than me...
tonight.. went to dinner with dad.. he drank of course.. i then saw casino royal for the second time.. i can say it was better the first time.. dad is now off to the bar and i am now home. i miss vancouver friends. well i will make a trip out soon enough.
for now .. this is my rant
bye

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:08:35 GMT

even though i dont pay any rent doesnt make me obligated to be the maid in the house. i brought 200 dollers worth of food into the house and someone enjoyed it because the chicken is all gone, i only ate 2.. so what happened to the rest. but who ate what is besides the point i donated that to everyone.. and its there for grabs we all know i dont eat.. that was my contribution to staying here for a month. Less actually seeing as im flying away on sunday (24days).
I cleaned on my days off as A CURTISY but not to be deemed maid. i dont think one person said thankyou to me..april did but after i mentioned it to her... and a day later.. everything is dropped again.. i appreciate all thats done for me but i do have a life to.. and as of lately with trying to get a goodbye sesh in with everyone and my weird work sceduale ive been more busy. then on the day im home sick on the couch with a fever and dizzyness i get a nice text from a certain individual saying 'if you dont clean today im going to have no choice but to change the locks" what the hell is that. im sick and now going to have nowhere to stay.. greaat friend...id just like to make it known that i had every intention of doing some clean up .. but it wasnt going to be today when i feel close to death.. i actually had full intentions of doing some clean up sunday before i left for my flight as i will be home and everyone else off with familly. but not because i have to.. because i thought it would be nice.. im not sure at what point i became residential maid around here...cause everryone says that was a deal.. i sure didnt make it.. and as for everyone agreeing or whatever.. thanks for talking behind my back.. thats all i have to say for now

EDIT: i cleaned before the first as i moved in a few days early.. then i cleaned again the 5/6 my next days off. as for last week. i was pretty tierd on the 12th and spent the majority of the day sleeping/ enjoying my day off. i didnt clean much but i did tidy aprils room, and i believe i swept the floor. the 13th i was away all day doing my laundry.. and some of jenells as well.. my nexxt 2 days off were this tuesday wednesday .. and i was on the go trying to visit everyone...

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:52:33 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I stole chelsomynelso's purse (-30 points). In February on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I gave pat_hetic a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1622 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
amberleeta

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:54:23 GMT

I am the worst bowler ever! haha but i got free beer.

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:14:02 GMT

so today was really productive. Woke up. myspace. livejournal. texting. watched date my mom. watched the comedy channel. cooked chicken al la april. cleaned room. got laundry ready. ate chicken. ate cereal. had a shower. turned on donnie darko. fell asleep in just a towel. got dressed. watched entertainment tonight. did an oops. noogie made spag. delicios. ate spag. watched mtv canada. april smells.

the phone is ringing. (phone conversation)

noogie - hello
noogie - yep just sec
april - hello
April - hey whats up
April - uhh lurkin myspace
April - to where?
april - hold on am?
April - am? am? what? hold on a sec amber wanna go to the cambie?
April - we went there last night and none of the bartenders or staff were there it was fucked up
April - hold on a sec
April - yay nay
April - is it ok if i bring my friend?
April - okay see u then

ps were meeting someone april met on craigslist

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:22:29 GMT

April - my tv is awesome
Me - your gay
April - no im not i love dudes so much i do them infront of you

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:28:40 GMT

kelly is a whore...

end of post

Crazy nights....

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:21:46 GMT

So i hit up celerites last night, nikki and her friend kelly were with me.. it was a pretty goodd night we did some tequila shots.. we did some sambuca shots.. got our free drink.. smoked some smokes. you know. the usual.. then we were standing by the dancefloor and nikki went to point were going to dance up there later when we are hamemred (the stage/podium) and slaps some dude in the face... we need to vacate at this point and we go to the other side of the club.. later when it was just me and nikki (kelly had to work at 9 am) i was talking with my hands like i like to do.. and i punched nikki in the mouth with my glass.. surley was a night of casualties.. then we are drunk enough to dance on sage... a lesbian hits on both of us....we dance it up sexy back style..hahah...later on we decide we need dennys which is like 4 freezing blocks away.. we leave our coats at the club.. i take off my shoes in amber tradition and walk barefoot like the chug that i am!!! we get to dennys have a kick ass meal ( i stayed awake )
made a huge mess on the table.. used alot of ketchup.. then we walk back to celebrities.. actually walked to the cornerr and ii hailed a cab to take us the short distance.. it was cold... the cab was 4 dollers hah. we then get back to dancing but it was too much too soon.. our tummys hurt... so we go back to the gas station nicole needed smokes.. i layed down on a bench.. then there was a cab right there gassing up it was perfect luck... in the cab i booty call micheal .. roosters guy ( so no april as much as u told people ..or just chelso .. i didnt pick someone up from celebrities) .. nikki gets dropped off first... me second.. i stumble around my house.. 20 minutes later micheal arrives.. i have awesome sex. haha. it lasted forever.. i actually got tierd hah... in the morning i got mcdonalds brought to me.. it was greatness!!!!.. now for packing.. blah.......................................................

I miss...

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:52:26 GMT

im watching jerry... i miss the old days..when we would sit in the living room at the at the granville house... watch jerry and maury..and degrassi and niggah on the grill.....every morning

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:49:16 GMT

I feel like balls

I know what it feels like for................

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 17:47:05 GMT

people in africa

no kids im so seriously thirsty. i can feel all my organd shrinking. i even woke up to dreaming about water... and i stooped to trying to drink lemon juice and the juice that is in canned fruit cups
this water thing sucks
my life sucks
im so thirsty im shaking
omg

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:17:29 GMT

im sitting here in the living room de la vombo.. im listening to aqua cause im that awesome and kelly is dieing on the couch. shes very ill from her dinner. vombo will be home. i will have money. i want to drink again.. is that wrong? it really smells like cat pee right now... ewwie...what else.. hmm
yeah cat pee....